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Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...
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Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
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Canada: A few acres of snow.
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It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we...
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.
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It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.