Quote #22597
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #11779
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #11891
What a beautiful morning.
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #27222
Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding an answer to everything...
Quote #7467
The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...