Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #793
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #11468
Education is the best provision for the journey to old age.
Quote #25767
No one’s death comes to pass without making some impression, and those close to...
Quote #16308
You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy,...
Quote #4618
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Quote #32973
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...