Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4075
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
Quote #30567
Like the old motto of a famous Sunday paper, ‘All human life was there’...
Quote #10494
The measure of a society is found in how they treat their weakest and...
Quote #30272
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #23431
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
Quote #7481
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
Quote #5256
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real...
Quote #8751
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and...