Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10774
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the...
Quote #3598
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #13485
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.
Quote #31806
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #15518
It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy,...
Quote #12379
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
Quote #6687
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with...
Quote #5424
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...