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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
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to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
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When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
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When you’re young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.
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A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
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Someday is not a day of the week.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...