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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
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Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
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I had rather be right than be President.
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.