Quote #751
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #8551
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
Quote #27203
Nothing can be produced out of nothing.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #3303
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who...
Quote #18093
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #25420
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #30348
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
Quote #6864
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not...