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Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our...
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
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The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
Quote #31993
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.