Quote #10228
God is a verb.
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #18893
Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
Quote #10202
Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately...
Quote #10119
You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you...
Quote #32645
Doubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous.
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Quote #1388
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.