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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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There are few things reason can discover with so much certainty and ease as...
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The wise man does not permit himself to set up even in his own...
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As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Punctuality is the thief of time.
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Why a duck?
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You can’t help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top...
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Past and to come seem best things present worst.
Quote #30774
And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.