Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
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I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
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He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every...
Quote #17841
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #10997
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can...
Quote #13159
All the blessings which you pray to obtain hereafter could be yours today, if...
Quote #21994
Rusty You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t...