Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #15812
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #11569
Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame...
Quote #17703
Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.
Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #18263
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #30168
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #23601
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party there is no battle...
Quote #4662
Out of the frying pan into the fire.