Quote #11449
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
Quote #1843
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government,...
Quote #31260
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #12292
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which...
Quote #20448
All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy we reason from our...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #1589
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #20329
When you come to a road block, take a detour.
Quote #18770
Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not...
Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.