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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
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Live neither in the present nor the future, but in the eternal. The giant...
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
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We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
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Men should not trust in God as if God did all, and yet labor...
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you...
Quote #5468
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...