Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #9127
To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to...
Quote #4452
Evil draws men together.
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Quote #5480
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Quote #4823
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #12774
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #16674
All men have an instinct for conflict at least, all healthy men.