Quote #11067
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #10613
Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #27914
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Quote #29289
History is a better guide than good intentions.
Quote #13926
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #20391
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
Quote #20952
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...