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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Having something to say is overrated.
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I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had...
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of...
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Christmas gift suggestions To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend,...
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I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast...
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A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.