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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We...
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Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts…
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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The world’s as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
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Without Christ, sciences in every department are vain….The man who knows not God is...