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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played...
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It is better to be envied than pitied.
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Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
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I can see clearly now … that I was wrong in not acting more...
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Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
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Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.