Quote #30601
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #18998
It’s not the hand that signs the laws that holds the destiny of America....
Quote #20328
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #13021
I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
Quote #19556
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Quote #34424
If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
Quote #17704
The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession...