Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #7494
If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is...
Quote #11351
Beauty is the purgation of superfluities.
Quote #13822
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Quote #9847
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Quote #20584
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Quote #25258
Let’s play two
Quote #16723
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #3106
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.