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Integrity has no need of rules.
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Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex...
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If we can … get them to understand that saying ‘no’ to drugs is...
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Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words...