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Fans don’t boo nobodies.
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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...
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