Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #11475
Even the longest day has its end.
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal.
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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
Quote #3448
This is the last of earth! I am content.
Quote #4314
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.