Quote #280
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
Quote #26381
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
Quote #9358
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33116
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #22203
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #29616
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Quote #2295
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #28957
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...