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England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.
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California, the department store state.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep...
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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
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O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and...
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #11216
A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about.
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...