Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #7812
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #32113
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #15385
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
Quote #2953
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be...