Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #29284
It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
Quote #5600
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #5313
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
Quote #13063
If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.
Quote #981
The discovery of this strange society was a curiously refreshing thing; to realize that...
Quote #23557
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.
Quote #18897
Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound.