Quote #22977
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #13185
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Quote #15728
You pray in your distress and in your need; would that you might also...
Quote #31802
If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
Quote #3638
I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that...
Quote #10009
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #6182
Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you...
Quote #13813
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
Quote #12498
While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning...