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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
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Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26251
For Scripture is the school of the Holy Spirit, in which, as nothing is...
Quote #9420
History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #27174
Virtue is praised but hated. People run away from it, for it is ice-cold...
Quote #16834
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #9149
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our...
Quote #30689
There are nine orders of angels, to wit, angels, archangels, virtues, powers, principalities, dominations,...