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If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to...
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That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in...
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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
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All that we see and seem is but a dream within a dream.
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
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There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice....
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...