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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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We need never be ashamed of our tears.
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Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the...
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with....