Quote #18570
A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #21631
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity...
Quote #27343
Books are not made to be believed, but to be subjected to inquiry.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #27929
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...