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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
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I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for...
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Well done is better than well said.
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And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves,...
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There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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The highest happiness of man … is to have probed what is knowable and...