Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Quote #11289
An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.
Quote #30695
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
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The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but...
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.