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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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There are no office hours for leaders.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the...
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No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...