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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth, and they...
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and...
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.