Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #21124
Like dealing with Dad-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita...
Quote #811
Everything you can imagine is real.
Quote #4352
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before...
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #8515
Praise youth and it will prosper.
Quote #27037
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #30637
This is before the coming of a new Heaven and a new Earth, in...
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....