Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #10870
There are two kinds of light–the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Quote #30010
I came into the world either too early or too late at present, I...
Quote #26852
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Quote #14719
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #4823
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Quote #6561
Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than...