Quote #6704
Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
Quote #8229
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Quote #13381
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #30866
If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
Quote #8371
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my...
Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4392
High thoughts must have high language.
Quote #19221
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Quote #7405
The love of democracy is that of equality.