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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The journey of a thousand leagues begins from beneath your feet.
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You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are...
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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...
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One of the most difficult tasks confronting philosophers is to descend from the world...
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My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do...
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But any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to...
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a...