Quote #29350
There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many...
Quote #33310
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
Quote #4394
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Quote #9830
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #34392
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #30906
He that can’t endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Quote #34208
Don’t judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #8331
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...