Quote #13059
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #27732
(On Western civilization) I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #22382
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Quote #14752
As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #20263
A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has...
Quote #14276
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.