Quote #33361
True love brings up everything – you’re allowing a mirror to be held up...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #26370
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #27868
One who sees inaction in action, and action in inaction, is intelligent among men.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #7608
A precedent embalms a principle.
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #10814
No pessimest ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered...
Quote #22305
No one can give you better advice than yourself.