Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...
Quote #33544
Many men can make a fortune by very few can build a family.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #29994
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #31396
I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...
Quote #31632
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #28645
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles–the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America...