Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #31031
What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind....
Quote #30467
When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #12330
Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature:...
Quote #6318
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #26194
The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a...
Quote #33244
In general, in poetry and literature, I am among those people who believe that...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #30895
If you can’t go over, you must go under.