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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...
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The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend...
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
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The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not...
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
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He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability...