Quote #9519
What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was...
Quote #17922
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
Quote #18322
Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #26463
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #6747
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #6643
The lazy man always does twice the work. (El bago siempre pasa double trabajo)
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #3815
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
Quote #190
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...