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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life...
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #9594
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.